



It's Hoe-Ver.
In the realm of cryptic phrases, where words twist and bend,
“Hoe-Ver” emerges, a curious blend.
A passport beckons, an invitation to roam,
But what lies beyond? Let’s explore this poem.
Hoe-Ver, a play on words, a clever disguise,
A wink, a nod, a secret in our eyes.
Is it a place, a state of mind, or a quest?
Let’s delve deeper, my friend, and put it to the test.
Perhaps it’s a land where hearts find their flight,
Where wanderlust blooms under moon’s soft light.
A realm where passports are stamped with desire,
And men become travelers, fueled by fire.
“Get Your Passport,” it urges, with urgency bold,
Not for visas or borders, but stories untold.
Pack your dreams, your laughter, your wild hopes,
For Hoe-Ver awaits—a place where passion elopes.
Men, oh men, shed your old skins like snakes,
Embrace the unknown, the roads that fate makes.
Cross thresholds, leap oceans, chase sunsets afar,
In this poetic adventure, where wonders are our star.
So, everybody, let’s raise our imaginary glass,
To Hoe-Ver, where passports are more than just brass.
May your journey be wild, your spirit unchained,
And may you find magic wherever your heart is trained.
I
t's Hoe-Ver.
Get Your Passport Men.
Last Ninja #1
Said It.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Pre-shrunk
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: LastNinja#1
- Email: last-ninja-1-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
It's Hoe-Ver. Size Guide

Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
---|---|---|---|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|